How to lose a million in five easy lessons

The title of this post is tongue in cheek, of course. No one wants to take a course in how to lose money. For that matter, anyone who wants to lose money can easily do it, without need of instruction. I simply wanted to come up with a humorous way to summarize my last five sessions. Like clockwork, I lost $200,000 each time.

This is an excerpt from my July 8, 2020 post. It's my go to angle whenever I've been tossed off the train five times in a row. What I should have added is that only one lesson is needed to lose any amount you can think of, and even some you can't :-)

style flavor buy_in  entry players entries paid place winnings

MTT   NLHE   174000  26000       6      64   18    36        0

delta: $-200,000
MTT NLHE balance: $23,501,768
2021 balance: $180,000
blue distance: $1,335,900
balance: $77,845,453