Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

By my count, this is the fourth time I've used this blog post title. I've decided that an official "Flow My Tears" session has to meet the following criteria:

1. I played one and only one tournament
2. I was never above water
3. I had a high chaparral count of 0
4. I lost over 90% of the hands

Check, check, check, and check :-)

style flavor buy_in entry players hands entries paid place winnings

MTT-R NLHE    43500  6500       9    29      67   15    49        0

delta: $-100,000
MTT with rebuys NLHE balance: $49,120,000
2019 balance: $15,742,150
balance: $62,326,410