Asymptotic perfection

Sometimes, if you fail artistically enough, it doesn't feel so bad. That was the case last night. I only won 4 of 80 hands, so it was near perfect futility. What made it artistic, however, was the shape of the bar chart of my stack size over the course of the session. After a precipitous plunge, when I hit the felt for the first time, the slope of the descent got shallower and shallower, until it took fully 15 hands to use up my last $2,279.

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 80 hands and saw flop:
 - 7 out of 10 times while in big blind (70%)
 - 7 out of 10 times while in small blind (70%)
 - 33 out of 60 times in other positions (55%)
 - a total of 47 out of 80 (58%)
 Pots won at showdown - 2 of 9 (22%)
 Pots won without showdown - 2

delta: $-40,000
cash game no limit hold'em balance: $5,021,403
balance: $7,378,356