Showing posts with label aqueous humor not so funny to me. Show all posts
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Saturday, November 28, 2020

Aqueous humor not so funny to me

The poker gods were in an aqueous humor again last night, but I was the butt of their jokes this time. I started off the session with two quick 0th places. In the first tournament I entered, I hit the rail on a hand where I was dealt AQo (ace queen offsuit)  and made two pair (aces and queens) on the river, but lost to an opponent who'd flopped a diamond flush. In the second tournament, I hit the rail with the same holding, this time making the two pair on the flop, but losing to an opponent who rivered a straight. I played a third tournament and did much better, earning an official place, but still failed to make the money. How to lose nearly a million in four easy lessons :-)

style flavor buy_in  entry players entries paid place winnings

MTT   NLHE   174000  26000       6      53   15     -        0
MTT   NLHE    45000   5000       6      19    6     -        0
MTT   NLHE    87000  13000       6      43   12    19        0

delta: $-350,000
MTT NLHE balance: $23,845,668
2020 balance: $16,423,343
blue distance: $950,000
balance: $78,231,353